guy: you'd rather pee outside than in a restroom, amirite?
You wonder if people recognize your username on this site. amirite?

People may vaguely recognize me because my avatar is toast. But nobody really notices me... or they think I'm a girl

You know you're unpopular when you're covered in bug bites and all you can think is "Well, atleast mosquitoes love me". amirite?

Oh. Okay. Well this joke didn't work.

The water slides are the best part of water parks, amirite?

"Seeing the movie is the best part of going to the movies".

I'm pretty sure we're all mature enough here to handle the word "cancer" in the forums, rather than it being auto-changed to something more pleasant such as "Bunny Rabbit". You can't sugarcoat life, damnit... amirite?
@mirandaamirite .....Are they really doing this?

Unfortunately. I'm sure there are more words than just that that aren't allowed too

I'm pretty sure we're all mature enough here to handle the word "cancer" in the forums, rather than it being auto-changed to something more pleasant such as "Bunny Rabbit". You can't sugarcoat life, damnit... amirite?
The futer post wouldn't look too good on a T-shirt, amirite?

That post wouldn't look good anywhere

It's not actually that short for a girl to be 5' 2", amirite?

5'2 is definitely not short for a girl.

Your friends and you have an ongoing inside joke where you have to stick your finger in their butt without anyone else seeing, amirite?

All the time.

Nobody really knows how to respond to "what's up?", amirite?

When asked "What's up" I respond, "A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."

It's insane that people actually get surgery to make themselves taller, amirite?

I don't see how it's any more crazy than having surgery to suck out your fat or reconstruct your face...? I'm really unhappy with my height and I'd probably consider having it done if it was in my price range (unlikely) when I'm older.

The word "bullying" has been painfully overused lately, making it consequently harder for actual victims to be taken seriously, amirite?
@heythereilikeurhair I don't think the overuse of the word has made it harder for actual victims to be taken seriously. It's just...

Picture yourself as a gradeschool teacher, and one day a student comes up to you and complains that they're being bullied. Because the word is being distorted and watered down from it's original meaning, you have no way of knowing if this kid is being terrorized or if someone laughed at him during recess yesterday.

You would prefer to go deaf rather than go blind, amirite?

I know this may sound really, really strange, but part of me really wishes that I could have been born deaf. It's hard for most people to understand, but as someone who is closely related to a deaf person and the deaf 'world', I know how amazingly peaceful and unified it is. I adore deaf culture, I think ASL is beautiful and I hate loud noises. I honestly don't think I would mind losing my hearing at this point.
My sight, on the other hand...

Pregnant women should not abort the child they don't want if the father still wants to keep it and be its guardian, because it is his child, too, and he has just as much right to it as the mother, amirite?

I think if the father really really wants to keep the baby and the woman doesn't, then he should have to pay the woman like a surrogate to carry it to term (only if she agrees, of course).

katie hearn is amazing, amirite?

Whoa what?? Is Katie Hearn a famous person or something? Because I know a girl named Katie Hearn... wary smilie