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You don't understand why Amirite added a white bar behind two post from the top, amirite?
@saywhaatt but advertising isn't there..

Oh boo. On my screen I see Ads by Google. Sorry to rain on your parade. :(

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Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it..amirite?

If there was a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. & Market in my city, I'd be a regular diner.

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Fuck heated seats. I want cold seats in my car so that I don't scorch my legs every time I get into my car on a hot summer day. amirite?

Although... heated seats DO work wonders on a cold winter's night.

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You don't understand why Amirite added a white bar behind two post from the top, amirite?

Advertising.

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You've watched a whole movie and then realized you don't even know what the main charcter's name was...amirite?

I've seen Inception twice and I still don't know Juno's name.

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it sucks when car commercials don't show crash dummies getting destroyed in a car anymore, amirite?

Hey I was just thinking that yesterday! I loved those commercials when I was a kid, with "Stayin Alive" by the Bee Gees in the background... Ah ah ah ah stayin' alive stayin ali--CRASH

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The guy who accidentally invented popcorn must've shat his pants when that first kernel popped, amirite?
@pumuckle OMG, I didn't even think about that! Poor frightened lil' caveman... :(

Haha, yeah. Although I'm preeeeety sure he was Native American and it was only a few thousand years ago. Then again, I'm not Orville Redenbacher, so I could be wrong.

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I know they say not to cry over spilt tea... But it is just soo sad, amirite?
I know they say not to cry over spilt tea... But it is just soo sad, amirite?

I thought it's spilled milk that we're not supposed to cry over...

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You’re willing to get up to search the entire room for the remote because you refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually, amirite?

I don't think my TV even has manual channel-changing buttons.

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Sometimes you get so mad at your computer and Windows that you feel like calling Bill Gates, amirite?

That's why you should get a Mac. <3

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Men have penises. They are, on average, about five inches long. Now can we as a society, PLEASE get over it? Amirite?
@matrat103 Three months later, yes.

Just saw this post now. At least you tweaked it to avoid infringement. Kudos. :)

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Men have penises. They are, on average, about five inches long. Now can we as a society, PLEASE get over it? Amirite?
Spicy nachos are delicious, but the spicy one-on-one with the toilet bowl afterwards? Not so much. Amirite?
We come from Australia. We do not ride kangaroos to school. We do not have drop bears. We do not have Koalas as Pets. But we do have delicious Tim-Tams. amirite?

What's a Tim Tam? I disagree with Courage_Wolf, I think Australians are descendants from firefighters and genius unicorns.

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