You've watched a whole movie and then realized you don't even know what the main charcter's name was...amirite?

I've seen Inception twice and I still don't know Juno's name.

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?
@Is it?..Is it really?

Bahahaha! Duh. You silly Anonymous, you.

why do words like science, gnat, pnuemonia, knife, and phone etc. have useless letters at the beginning, amirite?

That sounds psychedelic. Let's hope a tsunami doesn't happen in the meantime though, otherwise we might get washed down the aisles and we might have to wrestle a llama with a sword to get back to the science class.

why doesnt dora ever tell her parents about the fox that stalks her, amirite?

HAHAHAHA! Much better than the oil spill. Kudos, my friend, kudos.

P.S. For the longest time, I thought she was saying "Sniper, no sniping!"

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?
Dry lips are one of the very worst ailments in life, amirite?

I'm addicted to chapstick.

The guy who accidentally invented popcorn must've shat his pants when that first kernel popped, amirite?
@pumuckle OMG, I didn't even think about that! Poor frightened lil' caveman... :(

Haha, yeah. Although I'm preeeeety sure he was Native American and it was only a few thousand years ago. Then again, I'm not Orville Redenbacher, so I could be wrong.

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it..amirite?

If there was a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. & Market in my city, I'd be a regular diner.

Peeing in the pool: not so much. Peeing in the ocean: perfectly acceptable. Amirite?
@Rebel I'm pretty sure that's now how pools work. I just cleaned and painted a pool the other week so it's definitely not...

Well I mean, if it's your own private backyard pool, that's one thing. But if it's an indoor lap pool, or a pool that's part of a water park, then we're talking different terms.

i will never understand why soda is called a soft drink.. ever, amirite?

Yep. Soft as opposed to hard. As in, hard liquor.

@211640

I know what other people (and animals) sound like when they sleep, and it has nothing to do with a Z or a z or a combination of both. YOU'RE NOT A REAL DOCTOR, YOU PHONY! Now hand over that stethoscope.

its weird when people put ice cubes in orange juice. amirite?

Why would it be weird?

Peeing in the pool: not so much. Peeing in the ocean: perfectly acceptable. Amirite?
I know they say not to cry over spilt tea... But it is just soo sad, amirite?

I thought it's spilled milk that we're not supposed to cry over...