I've seen Inception twice and I still don't know Juno's name.

Bahahaha! Duh. You silly Anonymous, you.

That sounds psychedelic. Let's hope a tsunami doesn't happen in the meantime though, otherwise we might get washed down the aisles and we might have to wrestle a llama with a sword to get back to the science class.

HAHAHAHA! Much better than the oil spill. Kudos, my friend, kudos.

P.S. For the longest time, I thought she was saying "Sniper, no sniping!"

I love it too!

I'm addicted to chapstick.

Haha, yeah. Although I'm preeeeety sure he was Native American and it was only a few thousand years ago. Then again, I'm not Orville Redenbacher, so I could be wrong.

applauds :)

If there was a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. & Market in my city, I'd be a regular diner.

Well I mean, if it's your own private backyard pool, that's one thing. But if it's an indoor lap pool, or a pool that's part of a water park, then we're talking different terms.

Yep. Soft as opposed to hard. As in, hard liquor.

I know what other people (and animals) sound like when they sleep, and it has nothing to do with a Z or a z or a combination of both. YOU'RE NOT A REAL DOCTOR, YOU PHONY! Now hand over that stethoscope.

Why would it be weird?

Yeah, eventually pee will overpower chlorine.

I thought it's spilled milk that we're not supposed to cry over...