Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
@Brettward95 It's also really small. HAHA POINT AT IT AND LAUGH!

IT'S SO SMALL, I CAN'T EVEN FIND IT TO POINT AT IT! HAHAHAHA!

Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
@1688923

/)*(\ brohoof

Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?

Yeah. My husband had better watch out if he gets old. "INTO THE WASHER, OLD MAN."

You find it ironic that people stand for "standing up for what you believe in, no matter what people think." Unless it's pop music or Twilight, then they think you suddenly suck at life no matter what and you should go die. amirite?

The only Twilight that is right to stand up for is Sparkle.

Drown them with friendship

It's funny when people say "he defined gravity" instead of "he defied gravity", amirite?
@OnePenguin With coolness that defies gravity~~~

I'm sensing you want a pet that can fly.

You sometimes have one of those days when you wake up and you feel that you aren't home. amirite?

"You know that point in your life when you realise
the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore?
All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit,
that idea of home is gone.
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens one day and it's gone.
You feel like you can never get it back.
It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist."

I know that's not what you meant but its of what this post reminded me.

If all the porn sites were blacked out for 24 hours SOPA would be long gone, amirite?
@Shadi ACTA Ask to clitoris again?

Act to Censor Tits and Asses

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They really need to invent a way to fly without airplanes. That would be the sh*t, amirite?
@OnePenguin Use your wings?

You use YOUR wings. OH WAIT!

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It sucks when your best friend and sibling date. amirite?

Ron Weasley must have felt so awkward.