IT'S SO SMALL, I CAN'T EVEN FIND IT TO POINT AT IT! HAHAHAHA!
And protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks?
Breaking wood with wood?
Actually that's what turning on 'blind mode' does.
Yeah. My husband had better watch out if he gets old. "INTO THE WASHER, OLD MAN."
The only Twilight that is right to stand up for is Sparkle.
Drown them with friendship
I'm sensing you want a pet that can fly.
"You know that point in your life when you realise
the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore?
All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit,
that idea of home is gone.
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens one day and it's gone.
You feel like you can never get it back.
It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist."
I know that's not what you meant but its of what this post reminded me.
Act to Censor Tits and Asses
You use YOUR wings. OH WAIT!
Ron Weasley must have felt so awkward.