People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

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A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?

who's documented this ?

Adam & Eve is a good title for a sex shop and a rib joint, amirite?
@Sybersonic I believe he is making the reference to God taking a rib from Adam to form Eve

I got that bit.

Imagine a sex shop, a seedy grubby place. Now op suggested this shop was also a rib joint, would you order food from a grotty sex shop?

Adam and Eve were just ordinary people: they did exactly what anyone would do if they were told "You may touch anything, but not that one thing". amirite?

Actually, they were not like ordinary people. They were closer to mentally disabled, as they were incapable of knowing what is right or wrong. That's something that a 3yo gets. That's something that you can teach a dog. They didn't know anything about morality, and god straight up lied to them to make sure they never do get it. Satan told them the truth, and liberated them, showing what morality is.

Satan is the true underdog of the bible.

Saying you're richer than someone would either imply that you have twice the amount of money required to qualify someone as "rich"/twice the amount of the person on the latter half of the two in terms of wealth, or you have ≥ a penny more than what the other person has, amirite?
We are manually breathing to delay our death, amirite?

I'd love you to explain us how you breathe with your hands.

Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?
@americanthaiguy what benefit does it have these days?

Same as calligraphy. The less people that know how to do it the more valuable a resource it becomes for people who can. In ten to twenty years people will probably be able to make a living by starting their own cursive business.

Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?

My best friend's wife is a teacher and they rely soley on tablets. They don't even write stuff down, _rarely._

To make it worse, since this is Middle School, by the end of the year all the tablets were broken and since the kids all had computers the school got rid of the computer lab. This year was a joke and the school expected the kids to suffer with nothing unless the teachers bought supplies out of their own pockets 🤦‍♂️

Dating a nonbinary person is fun because it's always a surprise to find out what genitals you get when you undress them, amirite?
Snow is really cocaine for kids, amirite?

First you get the snow, then you get the snowman.

Citizens of Vienna, Austria probably hate those crappy sausages are named after them. amirite?

Oh man, now I want some smothered in bbq sauce.

All cars are wheelchairs, amirite?

then all wheelchairs are bikes

All vampires must have HIV and a host of other blood related diseases. amirite?
The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?

MY couch is in the next house. So I'm super rich, considering the distance from my wall! And believe me, it is my couch! Just don't ask my neighbor.

Everyone knows what a potato is, but most of us have never actually eaten one, amirite?
@Akhilmathew33 I don't grow potatoes. Maybe they're more common for farmers to eat.

How old are you? Potatoes are a staple in so many cuisines... especially in the US...you've never had mashed potatoes, or fries?...