Adam & Eve is a good title for a sex shop and a rib joint, amirite?
@Sybersonic I believe he is making the reference to God taking a rib from Adam to form Eve

I got that bit.

Imagine a sex shop, a seedy grubby place. Now op suggested this shop was also a rib joint, would you order food from a grotty sex shop?

All cars are wheelchairs, amirite?

then all wheelchairs are bikes

All vampires must have HIV and a host of other blood related diseases. amirite?
The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?

MY couch is in the next house. So I'm super rich, considering the distance from my wall! And believe me, it is my couch! Just don't ask my neighbor.

Condom Companies, such as Trojan and Durex, are slowly putting themselves out of business, amirite?

Maybe thats why so many kids are born because of split condoms. The splits are not actually accidents.

People who work night shifts probably get into way less traffic jams because they go to and from work at completely different hours, amirite?

Worked nights for a few months this year. Way less traffic. Way more drunks on the road though. Easily saw one every other night if not every night.

The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong. amirite?

Sure seems that way. I see it as people who seek to repair relationships usually cause less damage to relationships.

It's interesting that a "woman's place" is in the kitchen, yet the majority of chefs are men. amirite?
@Thenaturelover My wife and I joke about this constantly. Oppression is funny that way. It's actually worse than that back in the...

Right! It's such a weird double standard- you can cook for your family that you love but how dare you think you could cook in a kitchen where people pay?!

hentie is fanfiction of anime, amirite?
Technically if you're pro-life, you can't be a meat eater. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker What?

Pro-life arguement is that all life matters. I was making fun of a point/loophole there.

Bald people have invisible hair, amirite?
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They are way ahead of you

Things that go in the microwave can't go in the oven and things that go in the oven can't go in the microwave. amirite?

Pizza rolls.

One of the most amazing sensations in life is when you lift an object that is extremely light when you were expecting it to be very heavy. amirite?

Or when you suddenly step off a unexpected step and you feel like you're falling off a cliff for a split second o_O

Technically if you're pro-life, you can't be a meat eater. amirite?
@motorbikemilly Basically a vegan

I'm not very educated on all of the types of things like that. So I just said meat eater too make sure it was as right as possible. I like to assume I'm most likely wrong.