Am I the first one to actually say that this is a genuinely funny post?
Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.
I am a loyal Grammar Nazi as well, but this post is amazing. It's so cool, it doesn't need correction.
*Etch-a-sketch watch yourself.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
but yeah boobs are pretty great.
This is ridiculous. My Country plays Dodgeball all of the time. I was in my reading class, and this is what we discussed. The ban of dodgeball. This is blasphemous. We read about this school, that had banned all physical contact. That means no tag, no duck duck goose, and no contact of any kind. That also means no hugging, or high-fiving. The principle of the school says that she wants a completely safe environment for her class, so they can be safe in the real world. Man... This world has come to a too-safe environment for children, and it's not teaching them anything about the real world. So these people need to get a grip on the real world, so they can prepare these children for the real world. Because it's not like everything's going to be like, "Oh hey, you accidentally brushed up against my shoulder, I'm reporting you!" Sometimes I just want to go up to a teacher who does this to her school, and give her a piece of my mind...
Whenever she feels like it's necessary.
Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.
I would keep forgetting my Neopets password so I have like 10 accounts
Sometimes, I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.
So? It's just like when people wear team jerseys when they watch a football game. It's not like the crowd or the players can see you, you're just supporting your team. With movies, you're just applauding an excellent film.
Just imagine air blowing through an empty hole down there.