I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?

Am I the first one to actually say that this is a genuinely funny post?

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.

It's not weird that I, a 15 year old girl, have fantasized about being raped by an older man, amirite?
Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?

SWAN DIVE!

Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?
@it's just one vote. and i am a LOYAL grammar nazi, no matter how cool the post is, i still correct the grammatical...

I am a loyal Grammar Nazi as well, but this post is amazing. It's so cool, it doesn't need correction.

It was only a minor earthquake, but the entire etch-n-sketch gallery was completely ruined. amirite?

*Etch-a-sketch d smilie watch yourself.

There would actually be a lot more negatives than positives in a nude society; once you get past the fact that you can see hot chicks nude, you realize there are much more ugly than attractive people in most places. Once you account old people, awkward boners becoming more than just awkward, and the frightening reality of how convenient it would be for pedophiles and rapists, the prospect of a completely naked civilization doesn't seem so awesome after all, amirite?

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.

It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?

but yeah boobs are pretty great.

Today, kids are using 1" styrofoam balls in gym for dodgeball. What happened to just playing, scraping your knee, falling. Getting dirty. amirite?

This is ridiculous. My Country plays Dodgeball all of the time. I was in my reading class, and this is what we discussed. The ban of dodgeball. This is blasphemous. We read about this school, that had banned all physical contact. That means no tag, no duck duck goose, and no contact of any kind. That also means no hugging, or high-fiving. The principle of the school says that she wants a completely safe environment for her class, so they can be safe in the real world. Man... This world has come to a too-safe environment for children, and it's not teaching them anything about the real world. So these people need to get a grip on the real world, so they can prepare these children for the real world. Because it's not like everything's going to be like, "Oh hey, you accidentally brushed up against my shoulder, I'm reporting you!" Sometimes I just want to go up to a teacher who does this to her school, and give her a piece of my mind...

When is it right for a girl to have an abortion?

Whenever she feels like it's necessary.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.

Your childhood consists of; Hey Arnold, Neopets, good music and candy, amirite?

I would keep forgetting my Neopets password so I have like 10 accounts

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

Sometimes, I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.

It's so annoying when people clap after a movie at the cinema. It's not like the cast can hear you, amirite?

So? It's just like when people wear team jerseys when they watch a football game. It's not like the crowd or the players can see you, you're just supporting your team. With movies, you're just applauding an excellent film.

Ladies: It's weird to think that if you were a boy, you'd have a penis just sorta flopping around down there, amirite?
@Emperorerror It would be weird NOT to have a penis.

Just imagine air blowing through an empty hole down there.