About me.

I think palindromes are great, especially when they don't make sense esnes ekam t'nod yeht nehw yllaicepse, taerg era semordnilap kniht I

Post one on my profile and I'll add it below!

"Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad."
-Demetri Martin


Dog doo! Good god!

Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

Campus motto: Bottoms up, Mac!

O stone, be not so!

Red rum, sir, is murder

Do geese see god?

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Sex at noon? Taxes?

Never odd or even.

Madam I'm adam

Stressed? No tips? Spit on desserts!

Are we not drawn onward to new era?

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Did I draw Della too tall Edward? I did?

Won't lovers revolt now?


Aibohphobia -- I'm glad I don't have that!