-1,962You're really jealous because I figured out how to make words in my posts <i>in italics</i> , amirite?
+201You feel bad for people trying to sell tickets to real gun shows, amirite?
+248It's really awkward when you open up your mouth too early and wide at the dentist. Then your dentist probably thinks, "Try hard". amirite?
+1,203You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
+393Whats the difference between a Harley motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum? The location of the dirt bag, amirite?
+393When little kids ask you something, sometimes you say you dont know so you dont have to explain it, amirite?
+294Whenever someone asks you to recommend a movie, you suddenly forget every movie ever made, amirite?
+197Your elderly grandmother decides to notice and mention how big your boobs have gotten at a public place, amirite?
+420You feel jealous of the people next to you in a restaurant who have their food and you're still waiting to order, amirite?
+2,242You hate when it is dark and then your brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought of in a while?... Monsters," amirite?
-914god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
+2,138I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education, amirite?