+898Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?
+1,110Girls: Don't you just HATE the lump mountain in your hair left by your pony-tails? They make you wanna punch a watermelon or something. amirite?
+424The man who runs in front of the car gets tired. The man who runs behind the car gets exhausted. amirite?
+490Printers were sent here from hell to inspire rage, loathing, and murder in the hearts of all mankind. amirite?
+700It seems that your school pictures always suck ass but your friends school picture is always so beautiful like it was hand crafted by Jesus himself. amirite?
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+563Thirty years from now: "Dad? How did you meet mom?" .. "Well son, it all started with a friend request..", amirite?
+597You watch info-mercials thinking, "WHO WATCHES THIS SH*T!?!??" then three minutes later, "That's a good point! Maybe I do need a knife that can cut a penny!", amirite?
+379Everything a baby does is cute. But that's only because it's a baby, really. "Aww, look! He's chewing on a stick! Gawww!" But if you attemped chewing on a stick everyone would just think you have some serious problems. amirite?
+422I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. amirite?