You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."

In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.

Hot Baby Names of 2013 (So Far): What's Your Favorite From the List?

I couldn't decide between Mingus and Mingus so I didn't vote.

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This site is amazing because it gives people a way to express their opinions worry free. So, it kind of ruins it when people post rude or mean comments for no reason. If you don't have an intelligent reply to a comment, shut up or go to a different site.

"It's so nice that on this site we get to say whatever we want. But those people whose thoughts I dont like can go fuck themselves, no one wants them here."

Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?

How a mathematician counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123155
How Toph counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123157
I Darth Vader counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123153
How a robot counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123154
How thinkers count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123151
How animal cloners count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123158
How crash dummies count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123160
How sheep count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123162
How death counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123163
How Evil Knieval counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123165
How creative people count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123166
To each, his own

It's disgusting that "pro-family" is a term used to identify homophobes, amirite?
@1818788

I actually made a comic today about homosexual adoption. What a coincidence.

http://ctrlv.in/115733

If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
When you hear the words "Political party," you picture George Washington running through the front yard naked and Lincoln passed out drunk on the porch. Amirite?

No, I picture Bush spilling his beer all over the dance floor, Clinton flirting with the bartender while Hilary yells at children, Obama in the corner telling stories to a large group of people, Trump is there for some reason spreading rumors about Obama, Palin is throwing rocks at squirrels in the backyard, Paul is on LSD in the bathroom and Biden is passed out on a floaty in the pool.

Chick fil A was probably making a business move. A rather smart one; at that. It was an average fast food chain; and now it's name is everywhere. They have hundreds of anti gay people eating there and spending extra money now. Sure they lost customers; but they made up for it in publicity. Amirite?

"It's funny how people support more pro-gay companies by trying to show their support for an anti-gay company. Google, Apple, and Microsoft likely designed the OS on the smartphone used to take pictures at Chick-fil-a today. These pictures were likely uploaded (using Apple, Google and Microsoft products) to the major social networks, Facebook and Twitters, over one of the major cellular networks Verizon, Sprint, T-mobile, and AT&T. The customers probably purchased a beverage with their meal, which was provided by Coca-cola, the only beverage products available at Chick-fil-a. If they used credit/debit card to purchase their meal they more than likely used a Visa, Master Card, or American Express Card.If they drove there, there is a high probability they used a car produced by Chrysler, Ford, General Motors or Toyota. What do all these companies, besides Chick-fila, have in common? They're all pro-gay companies. So if you want to support anti-gay bigots, you're better off staying at home doing absolutely nothing. But make sure you aren't using a computer to share your opinion, as the father of computer science and artificial intelligence, Alan Turing, was a homosexual."

America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?

YouTube video thumbnailry single statement of this is true. We are not the greatest country in the world and that's just a fact.