Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, no body scores, and it's billion fans insist you just don't understand, amirite?
I got a traffic ticket the other day for not getting in any accidents. The cop told me he pulled me over for "wreckless driving". amirite?
@Wow, gay MLIA post is gay. This isn't even an opinion nor can it be used as a question. This would go much better...

I don't go on MLIA, a friend of mine told me this and I thought it was funny. He doesn't go on either

You wonder what would happen if you taught kids with Tourette's from a young age that random words like "Camel" and "Apple" were bad words, amirite?
@Atomic_Cow I don't get it.

It doesnt actually happen often, but its common belief that if someone has tourettes syndrome they randomly yell swear words all the time, but what im saying is if you taught them since they were little that words like camel and apple were bad words, they would yell that, and it would be hilarious

Schools shouldn't teach evolution like it's fact. If they are teaching evolution then they should also teach creationism and intelligent design. That way it's fair. Amirite?
Girls: Wtf is that yellow stuff that collects in your vaginal folds? Guys: you wish you didn't read this. amirite?
They should put two shower heads in the shower so you don't have to keep turning around, amirite?
You find it weird that movies don't shoot the scenes in chronological order, amirite?
@Artemis Mhmmm. Further proves that actors have a hard job.

indeed it does, but the acting probably isnt as hard as having to look perfect and the same each day

Alright movie theatres, I'll stop illegally downloading your movies, as long as YOU stop charging me $11.95 for a small popcorn, amirite?
@My best friend's brother-in-law was the manager of a small family-owned theatre in the historic center. Popcorn was...

i know, there was a small theatre that was cheap around the corner from me, where they had like 100 couches for seats and it was amazing, but they went out too, it was so sick

We should all boycott BP. Why you ask? The head of BP isn't doing ANYTHING about their oil spill that is ruining the earth, amirite?
@Star_Fox_Elite i didnt say BP didnt do anything. im saying the head didnt

I have no idea what Boston Pizza has to do with anything, but you should do more research, my friend.

addimitting ur wrong is the hardest thing to do, amirite?


This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Hey, remember when people used to laugh at jokes such as this post?

(dreaming zebras): THOSE were the good ol' days! You know, you remind me of my grandson!

This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
watching fave show "omg what's gonna happen?! What's gonna happen?!" breaking news interrupts "tune in next week for the next new episode!" "AHHHHHH!!!!", amirite?

listen hun, youve got a nice BEAUT, but i just dont think sizle withers are going to do it today, NANANA NOT TODAY, WE WILL NOT BE STUCK ON REPLAY!

I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?

What rap song should I do next?

It sucks when your friends do something so bad that you don't know how to make an analogy for it, like, "You can't say fuck Jesus, that's like... well... bad!", amirite?