This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Black_No_1 First of all, I'd get used to saying "duh" if I were you. Secondly, the reason worms surface during the rain is...

Firstly, I fucking knew why worms came to the surface, it was in like grade 4 biology. Second of all, nobody appreciates or gives a shit about you saying things like that. I suppose next you're going to go to the Kanye West stole the Mic, Taylor's not so Swift post, and comment about how her dexterity isn't really relevant. So please, next time you're near the top of a building, fucking jump.

If a drop of sperm has more life than a drop of blood, why doesn't Dracula suck dick instead? amirite?

Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Black_No_1 You're very easily impressed; kids are funny.

If you're too old and intelligent for this site and it's users, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO US?

This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Black_No_1 He tells me to jump off a building, and I'm the ass. eyeroll Alright kiddies; I'm out. You should remember you...

Im sure you and your "friends" loved it, but theres no need for it to be explained in the first place, its a joke, and the moral of this whole thing is, get a sense of fucking humor.

Girls: Wtf is that yellow stuff that collects in your vaginal folds? Guys: you wish you didn't read this. amirite?

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This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
@Black_No_1 *aleck As you understand neither spelling nor sarcasm, I find your attempt to judge fail in others pointless...

Exactly! Shut up, and considering you like to refer to yourself as "the bubbly type", that probably means your fat as shit, and considering you like that "Abby Scutio" woman i Googled for the sole puropse of shutting you up, you're probably disgustingly hideous as well, since you apparently have all of her piercings as well. As well as wanting to look like her, you said it makes your day when someone says you look like her. Now taking that into consideration, along with the fact that you argue on every fucking post on amirite, it seems that you're veeery insecure about yourself, and I dont blame you, but if you're ugly and lonely, please don't take it out on random amiriters, because while winning a petty argument on the internet may make you 'feel' better, you're wasting precious time that could be spent living, working out, getting make-up tips, and not trying to look like some custy goth bitch, which you even said you love to look like. Good DAY.

I hang your mother off a cliff sometimes, saying AYYYYYY OOO, thenextpersontomakeajokeaboutthislosestheirMOOOTHER, amirite?
If you really wanted something, and you kept wishing for it but it never came true, you could bake a cake that looks like and is shaped like a coin, then you could take that cake to a wishing well, blow out the candles on it, drop it in at PRECISELY 11:11, and bet your ass that the wish would come true the next day, amirite?
This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
Insecurity Guard: "Umm...Excuse me, Sir? Can you not... steal that... please? Umm... gosh. That wasn't very intimidating was it? Lemme try that again", amirite?
@I_Predict_A_Riot "Oh, you're just gonna steal it anyway? Well, um, that's okay I guess, just, you know, don't ruin it or anything..."

It's cool, I mean we have lot's in the back, but it would be awful swell if you didn't... alright, see ya..

It's okay that I'm 15 and have had sex with 2 of my teachers for extra credit in the past three years, and am now pregnant by my classmate's father, amirite?

Troll in the dungeon!

This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
Sexism is the most accepted form of prejudice in today's society, amirite?

And the funniest. "Hey, how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?" "How many?" "None. Feminists don't change anything."

Why the fuck did they burn down the burrow in the sixth Harry Potter Movie, amirite?
@The director said the movie needed more action, but in my opinion, the way the book was written was absolutely perfect.

Exactly, if the movie needed more action, they actually could've put in the HUGE fight scene at the end right when Dumbledore is killed instead of just skipping it, honestly, the director is an idiot.