It's even better when you cant find the charger.

I'm from Utah. I think I know all about homophobia.

oh my god I died laughing at this

Don't you hate it when that happens?

If youre quoting Zoolander then its always funny.

Unless youre homophobic. Then it's totally cool to be repulsed -_-

too bad im gay.

Then they tried to get me on Intervention

Dontcha hate it when the thing you're sucking doesn't taste good?

Suuuuuure

Ermahgerd, Gerd serv ther qwern.

I don't talk to my dad in public.

Best part of going to college.

You shouldn't drink any form of caffeine if you're mormon. So don't be all prejudice against coffee.

Live on a farm = never have to walk dog.