+186You would so watch fred the movie if there was a scene where he gets raped by me, amirite?
+145Why are people worrying about Canadianpimp? The real danger on this site is Chris_Hansen, amirite?
+389It sucks when you space out in school, because then the kids will start to realize that you are fantasizing about them, amirite?
+430You feel like the luckiest person in the world when a kid walks up to you and asks if she can have a ride home in your van, amirite?
+831It sucks when you hibernate and then you wake up and realize you forgot to feed the kids in your basement, amirite?
+492It sucks when you sneak into a kid's room so you can snatch them once they walk in but then you realize that school doesn't end for 3 hours so you just have to wait it out, amirite?
+519You hate how everybody is telling little kids to exercise because you know they will be harder to catch when their parents teach them how to work the treadmills, amirite?
+671You hate it when you're trying to catch a kid while you're in your car and then they run into a muddy field. I mean, come on! Do you REALLY want my van to get dirty? Amirite?
+197It's fun to pretend you're a teacher on meet the teacher night so you get to know so much more kids and invite them to your house for a "special" history lesson, amirite?