+374It's fun to tell kids on Halloween you have their favorite candy down your pants and they have to reach down to get it, amirite?
-420You walk into a 4th grade class room and you say to yourself, "God, it's like everybody I've slept with is in here!" Amirite?
+951Why do little kids as young as 7 have cell phones nowadays? All I want to do is kidnap them and they just HAVE to dial 911 on their little phone while they're in my van, amirite?
-729I really enjoy the show Glee, but it should be about elementary school kids singing, not high school kids singing. Amirite?
+548Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?
+922Hello my kiddies, I have returned after finally taking Miley Cyrus' virginity before she turned 18! I guess you can say I tamed that bitch, amirite?
+511You wonder what ever happened to that unbelievably sexy pink-haired girl from the show Lazy Town, amirite?
-710Why do people flip out about 10 year olds on facebook? It's not THAT bad! amirite?