If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
@Harlem Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

You've been to the 'weird' part of Youtube before, amirite?
A little drop of Totinos pizza roll cheese dripped on my thigh two Saturday's ago, and the burn still hasn't healed. WTF. That's what i get for being such a fatty, amirite?

How the fuck did this make the home page?

The universal world language should be sign language. You don't have to worry about accents, it's a language without an associated ethnicity, it's easy to pick up the signs, and the signs make sense. Amirite?

Asshats. Never heard that one before.

There's at least one amirite user that you have a huge internet crush on, amirite?

Guessing all these anons are stealthapple...

if all companies started only making abdc... keyboards, rather than qwerty... keyboards, it would much more confusing and inconvenient, amirite?
Mom says no cake for breakfast but then serves dense cake covered in liquid sugar, also known as pancakes, amirite?

"now son, you are not going to have cake for breakfast. You are going to have fried cake with syrup!"

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points, amirite?
@Courage_Wolf I've heard this before, who's is it?

It is from Zachary galifinakis' Saturday night live monologue

Finding out that tik tok and California gurls have the same exact beats just ruins both of the songs, amirite?
Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now, amirite?
@Saigot cool story bromine.

Did you hear about the guy who burned the left side of their body? He's all right now

Repeating the chorus 3 times in a song is enough, amirite?

I love rock n roll, the ending when they just kept repeating the chorus Ruined the song

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
You didn't cry when Steve Jobs died, amirite?

that photo pisses me off. Tey make it sound like it's bad to be sad that steve jobs died. The man died, he changed the world of technology, he deserves more respect than this. and also, nobody should be comparing these two things

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?