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If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
@Harlem Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

The universal world language should be sign language. You don't have to worry about accents, it's a language without an associated ethnicity, it's easy to pick up the signs, and the signs make sense. Amirite?
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
A little drop of Totinos pizza roll cheese dripped on my thigh two Saturday's ago, and the burn still hasn't healed. WTF. That's what i get for being such a fatty, amirite?

How the fuck did this make the home page?

It is wrong that a 14 year old at my school is getting breast implants, amirite?

haha its all good guys, the surgeon refused to perform it because she was underaged, which is a relief because it would be pretty disgusting IMHO

There's at least one amirite user that you have a huge internet crush on, amirite?
@StealthApple...

Guessing all these anons are stealthapple...

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
@eldorito I think this is from before the Love Era.

oops, im new to this site, i thought they always had a love button

How school sports tryouts work: the coach put every player on a list, then lists ten important skills for the sport and ranks each player on a scale of 1-10. Then they throw it in the trash can and pick their kids, amirite?

no, im an assistant coach who is unhappy bout the way the head coach handled tryouts

You defy at least one stereotype, amirite?
You've been to the 'weird' part of Youtube before, amirite?
It's very misleading when someone's stage name sounds like it would be their real name, but it isn't. (i.e. Sean Kingston, Nicki Minaj, Jay Sean etc.) amirite?

I wa surprised when I found out Katy perry's last name was hudson

You always wanted a parent to catch you and your friends playing the board game Trouble so that when they asked what you were doing you could say: "Gettin' into trouble!", amirite?

No, but if you dated a girl named trouble, now that would be funny

Its annoying when there is a peer corrected quiz, and you see a bunch wrong on their test so you cut them a little slack, only to see that they took points off for every single tiny mistake, amirite?

damnit, im embarrassed, ill change it, maybe thats why i always get these bad grades

Its annoying when there is a peer corrected quiz, and you see a bunch wrong on their test so you cut them a little slack, only to see that they took points off for every single tiny mistake, amirite?
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?