Life is completely pointless. And that is very good actually. The fact that life is pointless, gives you the chance to create your own personal meaning of your own individual life. There is no benchmark that decides if a life is pointless or not, amirite?

"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning. " - CS Lewis

Johnny from "Ed,Edd, n Eddy" is such a hipster. He was planking before it was cool. amirite?
"Does your boyfriend wear boxers?" is a perfect question to ask when you are suspicious that your daughter is having sex, amirite?

Just say, "your boyfriend has a small penis"; if she tries to counter the statement but then stops mid-sentence then you know.

Ann Romney understands struggle like a cat understands laser pointers, amirite?
It's exciting that they are creating a Toy Story 4, but it also seems to be pushing it. Toy Story 3 was the perfect way to end it. amirite?
@Soup I honestly didn't like Toy Story three. Pixar is trying to squeeze every possible drop of juice out of the...

They're just milking the movie it's so horrible (cry2). The office UK knew when to end it, they ended it season two, because they knew that the show was finished. Why can't other tv/shows follow in their footsteps!?

a wedding lasts a day, but a marriage lasts a lifetime, so it should require greater preparation, amirite?

Well weddings take a TON of preparation if that's what you mean. If you mean that the relationship before marriage is preparation; that's really general, or targeted to one couple. People can get married within months, or even a decade.

FOX can't just slap glasses on Zooey Deschanel and make her act a little dorky and have everyone believe she has trouble finding a date, amirite?

Well it honestly depends on the acting, if it's good it will work. I have never seen the show, so I can't form a fully informed opinion, but that's my two cents. Once, I watched Julius Caesar, and it was stripped down, the stage wasn't even a stage, the actor for Caesar WAS A GIRL and their clothes were all modern, and yet; the actor made a believable Caesar.

It's ridiculously hypocritical for Obama to criticize Mitt Romney over outsourcing at Bain Capital when he's buddy-buddy with the CEO of GE, who outsources half of all of their jobs, amirite?
When you have children you're going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them you survived that, amirite?

Yeah, and then I'm going to trap them in my basement and tell them that everyone that left to space forgot about us and we can''t go outside because it's dangerous. Even worse, I'm going to tell that that Santa isn't real hehe smilie.

@I had a teacher that creativity was part of the rubric of all her projects. There was barely anyway I could get the...

Being creative and being random are two very different (but commonly confused) things. Creativity is cool, randomness is not.

everybody was kung-fu fighting, amirite?

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Dreams are nothing more than a subconscious pit that we dump our insanity into so we can wake up ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children. amirite?
@Trish It's sad so many people think this. Dreams can be so many things. Wish fulfillment, precognition, astral visits...

They are not, although if you do not blow off your steam and just bottle it up you may turn into this guy YouTube video thumbnail (insane).

when penis's are not erect,the are curly, amirite?

Curly?! You need to get that checked out man...

if you were in jail for life with no chance of getting out you would attempt to break out everyday just to spice things up, amirite?

You have to work out until you're insanely strong and then just bust you way out by breaking everything, because everyone knows that what happens in the movies happens in real life.