-20Saying that you aren't fat, you're just big-boned is such a stupid, lame excuse. Instead fat people should say, "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant". amirite?
-34You've always wanted to take the gift back an be like, "okay, bye" when someone says, "Oh, this is wonderful, you shouldn't have". But then you realize that it's thoughts like this that cause your forever aloneness, amirite?
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+24If a person never receives any responsibility, they can never become a responsible person, amirite?
+147It's quite mind boggling to realize that the theory of life being like a game of Sims can't be entirely ruled out. If you think about it, you do all sorts of things, but where do all of your thoughts come from? You think about your self, but what are you? When you have to go to the bathroom, you go; but where did that thought come from, you did things as a baby, but how were those thoughts formulated? amirite?
-7If you were a murderer you would cut off the buttocks of your victim so that way when they did the autopsy they wouldn't suspect murder because they would think "It's clear that he/she laughed so hard that their buttocks were literally dismembered from their body, therefore it is just an accidental death". amirite?
-2If you get a fake tan, you're either a douchebag or you're European; in which case you're still a douchebag, amirite?
+302You know that you're bored when you open up a new tab and go to the exact same website that you were just on, amirite?
+7The difference between a good song and a great song is that a good song gets better as you listen to it for a period of time, but then eventually you get burnt out on it and it starts to get worse. Whereas a great song has the potential to just keep getting better with each time you listen to it. amirite?