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+650It sucks when firemen keep harvesting your cat tree, amirite?
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+1,438Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot, amirite?
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+1,023"You hipsters are all the same with the long hair and the tattoo of a chinese symbol on your wrist. Why don't you go check out the Asian kid in the library with the bowl haircut and thick rimmed glasses studying to be a doctor and missing every party? He's the one that really doesn't care what you think." -Dr House. I think he is right, amirite?
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+748Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever. amirite?
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TheSexyWaffles avatar TheSexyWaffle
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+1,071The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
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+1,585It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?
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+784When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?", amirite?
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+1,275What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. amirite?
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+953Whenever someone calls you ugly, you get super sad and hug them because you know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. amirite?
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mNmL0ver14s avatar mNmL0ver14
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+2,132My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute, amirite?
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+1,851It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
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+2,617Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?
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