+2,869Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+1,135Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get out of their way. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it would rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way, amirite?
+1,771What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?
+2,912If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
+390there are girls that change themselves to match societies definition of beauty, and then there are girls who change the definition of beauty. amirite?
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+872Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+492What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Thereby, not lifting weights makes me stronger, amirite?
+293"Fo shizzle mah nizzle" Is just short for "I concur with you whole heatedly my African American brother.", amirite?
+1,436Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki. amirite?
+309Seems to me like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon, amirite?