+304In the fall when there's a bunch of leaves and the wind happens to blow them in a circles around you you feel like Pocahontas. amirite?
+1,734Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
+1,019some days you just feel like a tomato in a fruit basket: you technically belong, but it just doesn't feel right. amirite?
+674Imagine how much fun it must be to do the voice of Dora the Explorer. "Do you like video games?" long pause "ME TOO!" If I didn't know any better, I'd think that Dora was talking to the voices in her head. amirite?
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+1,002The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
+410It's kind of weird how difficult it can sometimes be to fall asleep, since that's literally one of the easiest things you can do. "We'd like you to lie there and not do anything. Don't think or talk either." "So you're asking me not to accomplish anything at all?" "That's right." "I'm sorry, that's too much to ask." Amirite?
+333When you think about it, sleep can be a (temporary) solution to any problem. Have cancer? Go to sleep and you won't have to deal with it for 8 hours. Back hurt? Divorce? Unplanned pregnancy? Sleep, amirite?
+2,186The Boy Who Cried Wolf...that title is out of date...Today, it's The Man Who Cried Rapture. Amirite?
+5,051People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?