This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?

It's called necroPHILIA and pedoPHILIA for a reason. They are not sexualities, they are fetishes. HomoSEXUALITY, biSEXUALITY and heteroSEXUALITY are all sexualites.

Yeah, I capitalize words for emphasis.

Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

If they're introduced to it in an enclosed family space it will be a lot less awkward than when your little girl points to a lesbian couple in public and asks why two girls are holding hands. You can't shield children from the real world forever.

Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?

Obviously too many people have never heard about sarcasm before.

You think every marriage (gay or straight) should just be called a civil union (when it comes to the government) and religions can call the union whatever the fuck they want, amirite?

Or it could stay called a marriage and everyone else in society can call it whatever the fuck they want.

It is wrong that a 14 year old at my school is getting breast implants, amirite?

They're full of it. No doctor who wants to keep his medical license would give a 14 year old implants, even with parental permission.

If gay people are fruity, then straight people are veggies and bisexuals are tomatos, amirite?

Can transgenders be V8? It tastes like fruit juice, but it has vegetables in it.

This made me lol, and not in the whole "I'm going to say 'lol' even though I never laughed" kind of way. I ferreal laughed out loud.

Lesbians shud not be given any rights to adopt childrens. They have a vagina and they can make they're own babies with it. They just need to get off they're high horse and have sex with a men only once. Also if they dont want sex with a men they could have easily an insiminasion contrary to gay homosexuals, amirite?

There are so many kids out there that need a home, it shouldn't matter who adopts them as long as they're good people who will raise the kid right.

It's weird that society believes female breasts are okay to publicly show, as long as the nipples are covered, but men can openly show their nipples. They are not so different that one is more 'obscene' than the other. amirite?

It's because female breasts have been sexualized to such a great extent. Female nipples are thought to be equal to her genitals.

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

Male birth control could potentially keep people from using condoms. Think about it: People don't think disease protection when they think condom, they think pregnancy prevention. If you have the guy use a pill and the girl use a pill people will think they can't get pregnant and skip out on the condom.

You'd commit sins with the Weasley twins, amirite?

She's writing a new book? Are you Sirius?

You wonder how much electricity humans would have saved had we become nocturnal. amirite?

Ummm... None? We would need more light. More light= more electricity.

The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?

Inb4 scrantoncity

Oh wait... He's gone. I kinda miss him.

It would be weird if a woman conceived a child, but had had sex with identical brothers within a few days of each other. She would never truly know the biological father from a DNA test since the twins have the same genes, amirite?

This is only sort of related, but my sister and I decided that if she ever gets pregnant I would adopt her children and be their mother (she doesn't want children and I won't be able to get pregnant). Since we're twins they would never know I wasn't their real mother.