Should we bribe students to be "moral"?

I honestly don't think that getting kids to stop doing drugs is such a huge concern that schools would be willing to somehow find the $10,000 for each student who doesn't do them. Also, testing for the absence of drugs and alcohol would be expensive. I just don't think schools have that kind of money, and I don't think the government is willing to give it to them. I also don't think that kids doing drugs and getting drunk in high school has a big enough negative impact on our society that anyone would be willing to bribe them out of it.

Technology is amazing. Amazing in the sense that it brings things both good and bad. Like iPhones. With iPhones, I can control it easily even though it only actually has 4 buttons. I can play games on it, control it with my voice, call people on it easily, text people, play music on it, look things up easily, and more. With that being said, even though it's a great device, that's the problem. We spend to much damn time on it. It's ruining the spirit of human communication. The problem is that it's TOO amazing.

What do you think about what's going on in Syria and the US's reaction to it?

British comedy laughs with the underdog, American comedy laughs at the underdog, amirite?
Your parents never insisted you do something for the reason that it "builds character," amirite?
2012 was the last year we could have a 12 second 12 minute 12 hour 12 day 12 month 12 year because there are only 12 months, amirite?
@hellobitch007 Ya wanna know what???? Nobody fucking asked you "PinkSponge", sister of SpongeBob. Why don't you just shove it up...

Haha. Everyone always thinks it's SpongeBob. Unfortunately, my pants are human shaped. And wow, turn down the swearing, honey.

2012 was the last year we could have a 12 second 12 minute 12 hour 12 day 12 month 12 year because there are only 12 months, amirite?
2012 was the last year we could have a 12 second 12 minute 12 hour 12 day 12 month 12 year because there are only 12 months, amirite?
@hellobitch007 Ya know I was kinda talking about while we are alive. Cuz I sure as hell don't think I'm gonna be around in 3012 so...

You could possibly be alive in 2112. You just have to live to be over a hundred, which some healthy people have done.

2012 was the last year we could have a 12 second 12 minute 12 hour 12 day 12 month 12 year because there are only 12 months, amirite?
@hellobitch007 Who names themselves "SpearmintMilk"??? like what the hell? It sounds like tooth paste water in a cup!!

Who names themselves hellobitch007??? like what the hell? it sounds like an annoying twelve year old mashing on a keyboard!!

What's sad is that December 22, 2012 falls on a Saturday, so you can't go to school and say "Oh, I thought we were all going to die, so I didn't do my homework". amirite?
@duckshirt my point is no one did this

Plenty of people did it. It's just that no one went around to everyone who committed suicide that day and asked around about why they did it. In a world of 7 billion people, at least a few of them were bound to believe so strongly in the apocalypse that they'd rather kill themselves and get it over with.

There were 200 reporters surrounding a mountain in France expecting aliens. I'd be willing to bet at least a few people (even if I don't know their exact names) decided to off themselves in expectation of a horrible and tragic death in the end of the world.

What's sad is that December 22, 2012 falls on a Saturday, so you can't go to school and say "Oh, I thought we were all going to die, so I didn't do my homework". amirite?
@duckshirt who?

Yeah, let me pull out my handy-dandy list of the names of all the people who died in the apocalypse. I'm sure you'll know exactly who they are.

You can't understand how even royalty in the Middle Ages went without bathing for years at a time. Your hair gets really gross after you don't wash it for half a week. Amirite?

I have noticed, just in general, that the more vapid a girl is, the bubblier and neater her handwriting tends to be. This isn't always the case, though. Really, handwriting doesn't have much to do with anything. My handwriting's not the best, but I just don't have very good control over my limbs in general. Maybe it's because more of my brain power goes towards mental rather than kinesthetic actions? I'm not a neuroscientist, so don't take my word for it.

Red is the best color.

THANKS GUYS ALL OF YOUR RED DOWNVOTES ARE MAKING ME SO SO HAPPY goo smilie

Someone with the last name "Scissors" could never campaign for president because nobody would be willing to run with him, amirite?

I'm trying to come up with a good rock, paper, scissors pun but I can't. (cry2)