Rape shouldn't be illegal, it helps make new babies for the Earth, amirite?

Suprise sex is'nt happy sex :-(

Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?

Thins is like a mindgazm.

In a movie, when a character says, "this is just a dream" it never really is, amirite?

It was in inception :)

In Soviet Russia, amiwrong?

In Soviet Russia, hair fixes you.

When you hear people speaking British, you secretly wish you could too. amirite?

I can speak Argentina :) Who else speaks a new language as of now?

If you think about it, canibalizing fat people would solve world hunger, lower obesity rates, and help over-populating, amirite?

All of America would die Lol jk

We all have a show that we love watching but would never confess to it, like Hannah Montana amirite?

I still watch Degrassi >_>

What's the name of that film where Michael Cera plays the role of an awkward teenager? oh wait, amirite?

Dosent Michael Cera look younger in each movie he stars is XP

Barney is my older brother. Everything makes sense to you now, amirite?

This isnt school appropriate lol jk

Preschool relationships: "Let's get married!" Elementary relationships: "Let's chase each other!" Middle school relationships: "Let's text!" High school relationships: "Let's stare at each other and kiss and hug and kiss and hug and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss!", amirite?

Thats fucking gross. Also people have sex and then they break up to have sex with other people.

the news channels always make a rainy day in the forecast sound like a bad thing. I don't know about you, but I thoroughly enjoy the rain to break the humidity and bring a sense of peace, amirite?

how can you not like rain. The smell has to make you feel good at least.

Hello MLIAers. Look at your website, now back to Amirite. Sadly, your website isn't Amirite, but if you stopped using annoying cliches and didn't take three months to publish a story, then it could be as entertaining as Amirite. Look down, now back up, where are you? You're on the homepage of the website that your website could be like, amirite?

Breakfast Rocks!!!!!!

It sucks when your planet is destroyed to make way for an interstellar bypass, amirite?

Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercial is more badass than Chuck Norris, amirite?

Yes. Any guy that can remove his moustache and then remove the skin where his moustache was and have a moustache is epic. Old spice guy kind of beats chuck norris.

If a girl adds you on facebook, she obviously wants your dick. amirite?

Thats the reason why i add guys on facebook :P and im a guy.