+3,780When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
+3,444Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+422Sometimes you just get the most amazing feeling, and it dawns on you how much LIFE you have left to live, and you're gonna fucking enjoy living it. amirite?
+180Maybe the atheist can't find God for the same reason a theif can't find the police. amirite?
+195Once cops get smart enough to put a sobriety test at the end of a Taco Bell drive-thru we're all screwed, amirite?
+492How can clothes make the man when you shouldn't judge a book by its cover? If the best things in life are free, then why do you get what you pay for? Should you look before you leap if he who hesitates loses? amirite?