+169In Sims you can slow down time to actual speed. It'd suck if Farmville was like that. amirite?
+12Through every door you walk, there is a certain level of uncertainty of just what could happen on the other side. With all the doors we pass through in any given day, no wonder life is ... like this. amirite?
+7Why try to change the world? Just save time in a bottle and let the world change for you. amirite?
+4Waiting to grow up is like eating ice cream when you're really hungry but its really cold so its hard to scoop out. amirite?
+13What did Shakespeare do in Hamlet when the rooster was supposed to crow? They didn't have recordings of it.... Did they like shake it or something? amirite?
+16The "Open doors" button in elevators doesn't actually do anything. They open the same time they would anyway. amirite?
+21Statistically, a miracle occurs in the world every 5 minutes. But you're still waiting for yours. amirite?
+2Whenever people try to think of something random, cows are easy to think of. This is either because they are the most delicious of the farm animals or because they are one of a very few species that are black and white (pandas, killer whales, skunks, etc). amirite?