Every time somebody loves your comment, you reward yourself by having a wank, amirite?

Yes. Except I've never gotten a love. a and I promised my self I wouldn't until I got at least one.

Most people tend to completely overlook the possibility of someone being bi or pansexual. It always, "are they gay/straight,", amirite?
@Montana Alright, now define them for my own personal entertainment

omnisexual- Love literally everyone you see
hypersexual- Has sex 8 times a day
esexual- Gets off from people's accounts on eHarmony
transsexual- I think he meant to type "Trainsexual" which is someone who wants to fuck a train.
ubersexual- This is when you see someone walking down the street and say "damn..."
sexysexual- opposite of unsexysexual
unsexysexual- opposite of sexysexual
exesexual- I think this one's fake
sexy mc.sexual- MC hammer lover. Can also apply to people that get horny from McDonald's food
Flexsexual- People who love this guy http://www.youtube.com/user/Flexesex
tyransuarusexual- archaeologists
hindenbergesexual- get off from exploding blimps
Frodosexual- LOTR cosplay fetish
robosexual- This was explained in Futurama. Keep up.
oboesexual- Band geeks (regardless of instrument played)
dodosexual- Extinct birds turn these guys on.
tacosexual- Like to fuck in taco ingredients
ted- foreveralone smilie

Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, always be Batman. amirite?

I agree.

You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
@Expelliarmus DUDE YOU AND ALLAH ARE THE SAME THING.

And you would know this, seeing ad you are the all-knowing one in this conversation.

Ok, MORONS, it's "color," not "colour" amirite?

At first, I thought that said Mormons. I was wondering why this post was directed at them. Then I reread it and got it.

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@Khauri_Bourne Why were you at a gay bar?

He was starting a war. A nuclear war.

The good thing about fairy tales is that the prince always falls in love with the beautiful, pretty girl. Not the hot, slutty one. amirite?

Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid.

Bromances are just wierd, amirite?

You dissin bro love, bro?

the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?
@AVGG actually, there will still be racism, just no one will say it, which in its o own ways could be worse than having...

We just want racism to be like hair color: Everyone has a different color, there are just a few jokes about different hair colors meaning a different thing, but in all reality hair color doesn't make a person any different from you.

I hope for a day when the color of your skin is as insignificant as the color of your hair.

Your favorite number has something to do with your birthday, amirite?

Some people have a phobia over my birthday. Then again, it's in June and I was technically born on a Thursday... but sometimes it falls on Friday!

It's like some movies were made specifically to be quoted, amirite?
@PartyPoison the hangover

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?
Since people like to misuse the term "You're gay." I like to respond to them by saying "You're straight." That shuts them up. amirite?
@homosexuality is a disease

Does that mean I can call in gay for work?

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