+310Canada is like your attic, you forget that it's up there, but when you go, it's like "Oh man, look at all this great stuff!", amirite?
+773If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?
+206Rhetorical questions are stupid. I mean, what kind of idiot would ask a rhetorical question? amirite?
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+332"Omg I'm so OCD I hate pooping in public!" Bitch shut the fuck up, you can't be "obsessive compulsive disorder" about something amirite?
+578Prison guards are always sad when a prisoner escapes because they were the one that got away. amirite?
+324You almost tripped when hopping from the Stop SOPA bandwagon onto the KONY 2012 bandwagon. amirite?
+295Guys: a girl is like a doll. You can dress her, undress her, play her, use her. But remember a real man doesn't play with dolls, amirite?
+888Cleavage is like the sun. It's okay to take quick glances, but dangerous to stare. Unless you're wearing sunglasses, amirite?