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The association of wisdom with being old, gave a lot of old people respect they don't deserve. amirite?

Imo, if you're over 60 I respect you. You made it that far, you didn't give up, good job.

The part of your brain responsible for dreams is a movie studio, amirite?

Disney told us this in the movie Inside Out

Calling your child "son" is completely normal, but calling your child "daughter" is pretty unusual. amirite?

Two syllables vs. one

If you plan to use your belt as a tourniquet in an emergency, you'll need to have a hole in the right spot to fit your limb snug. amirite?

Nah, you route the belt through the buckle, reverse direction and tuck the tail between the belt and skin.

You don't need to use the fastener.
No belts have holes much beyond the waste size.

If the moon landing was a hoax, the Soviets would have gone out of their way to prove it was faked, amirite?

If nasa were willing to fake massive accomplishments then they would have had a second by now...

When you smoke, you actually pay to get cancer. amirite?
Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?

It's not like we have litters. Two breasts are ample for most conceptions of single offspring.

A hot dog is a certain shape when it goes one end of you. It is also the same shape when it's coming out of the other. amirite?
If you got braces as a kid it wasn't cuz you were a nerd. It's cuz your parents cared about your dental health. amirite?
@Milkzey Ribena?

Nah...doesn't have enough Rye-Bo-Flavin like Brawndo.

If you got braces as a kid it wasn't cuz you were a nerd. It's cuz your parents cared about your dental health. amirite?

Don't you dare take away my title of nerd !!!!
I'm such a big nerd i even had 4 different braces and I'm proud of it!!

"Goes away to do nerdy things"

In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?

Only one person needs to be 45+ to live in a retirement community so it probably happens already

If breaking someone's heart was a crime, people would get into better relationships, amirite?

People break hearts because they are using their brain instead of their own heart.

If you have birthday sex, you're celebrating coming out of a woman by coming in one. amirite?

Or celebrating your dad cumming by cumming in your daddy. UWU.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

So i could easily walk across country on a train

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?