Drooling is a mouth orgasm, amirite?

It's not though is it

Claiming yourself to be humble ironically shows you're not humble, amirite?

Self claim is self blowing

Teenagers with paralyzed arms hav to deal with a constant hornieness that they can't get rid of, amirite?

Not if they have a very _generous_ mother they dont

dad bods are created in the gym, amirite?

I think they're created in the kitchen but sure.

The scene in Frozen where Ana punches Hans would never be allowed if the genders were reversed. amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount Oh Hans gave her some punching in the bedroom with his dick.

It's a kids cartoon… is your brain incapable of seeing even a drawing of a woman (almost a child in this case…) without going straight to sex?

It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?
It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?

They get paid a normal wage and can leave the room when someone is telling a bad joke. But also, I always offer to buy my nurses or family members nurses food or whatever. I've always done this as my dad, and brother are disabled so I've been in hospitals more than most people (and it's why I'm a waitress not a nurse sigh)

We are all selected but since we are all selected it seems like no one are selected. amirite?
You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

Simple.Recollection easier than retrieval.That's why we fail in exams So you got to keep repeating the jokes in your mind to retrieve them faster

Basically everything you've done has been done better by someone else, amirite?

And worse by someone else too ;)

When an orphan takes a selfie, they are actually taking a family photo, amirite?

This is dark man and I like it.

Bill Gates has some of your money, amirite?

It's not mine if he's got it. And it was never really mine in the first place.

The brother of your son is also the brother of your son, amirite?

or they could be half-brothers.

Exercise makes you feel good. amirite?
At the end of the day, everyone is a hero in their own head. amirite?