Holy shit, Santa's not real?
I hope so; my kids and wife are tired of being in hiding.
Sounds like you weren't trying hard enough.
but if i have 100 pennies thats 96 more people i can throw things at
That reminds me of a joke about Toy Story 4: "Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."
Sometimes you don't have the ability to get them a job. You also commonly need a house and nice clothes for people to even consider you for a job, or else people with thing you're going to steal from the store.
Okay, STORY TIME!!
When my great-grandmother was in her 60's and lived in a New York apartment, there was a homeless man she passed every day on her way to work. Every day she gave him $5 on her way to work, and $5 on her way back. About 10 years ago, when my aunt was wheeling her on the subway, a man in a suit stopped my aunt and explained that he was the homeless man, and thanks to the money she gave him, he was able to get back on his feet, get an apartment and a steady job. My great-grandmother wasn't able to give him a good job, but she gave what she could, and it changed this man's life. She died in 2005, and that man also came to her funeral.
Haha! Hair doesn't even naturally grow on my feet!
Big tits are more assertive and can better establish territorial claims with other birds. Small tits have an easier time catching bugs since they are more agile in the air.
Yeah, Mindy should work on that.
"You might as well propose to me."
Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts
"The Post of the Day is the very first post you see when you come to amirite, so we try to make it something that really shows what amirite is all about." Yeah basically.
YOLO (honestly, this one's worse than nigger)
Alright, I had to stretch on quite a few of these...
TailsTurrosaki: wow you are a master of debate. "That's stupid. Stop." I mean, who could disagree with that? Why did no one tell this to Hitler? we could have prevented the Holocaust, people.
It's alright. If they want to improve their charisma, they can just practice in the mirror, because everyone knows that nothing makes you better with people than talking at your reflection for five hours straight.