+64When you're licking a lollipop, you're just making your saliva tasty. amirite?
+43Literally anything has a chance to kill you, no matter how small it is. amirite?
+26Knowledge is pain and ignorance is bliss and that's because with knowledge you know what you want and when you don't get it creates pain whereas in ignorance you don't know what you want, so even when you don't get since you don't know what you are losing you will be in bliss. Amirite!
+25The most noticeable part of a kids growth is when they start calling you mom/dad instead of mommy/daddy, amirite?
+22Dads who are the screamers in metalcore bands, etc. must scare the crap out of their kids when yelling at them. amirite?
+18As animals we just eat, sleep, and mate. We just have to think about why we do it. amirite?
+18If you gotta get serious about something, then this is the right time. Amirite!
+16Someone named "SPIDER-Man" could've been the most terrifying vigilante alive. amirite?
-4The air coming out of a washroom hand dryer is the air from the washroom only. We might as well fart on our hands, amirite
-15If fresh water rivers and lakes lead to oceans, why are oceans not fresh water then, amirite?