If you add up all the time since the beginning of time that men have used to stare at women's butts/boobs, masturbate, and watch porn, that would be a LOT of time. If they had used that time for scientific discovery and collaboration, we'd probably have time travel or the cure to cancer or even the iPhone 6 by now, amirite?

They could of built a time macne and travelled to the futer!

Smacking is necessary, if a child runs into the street, you would not wait for them to be ran over by a truck and say "you deserved it" to their lifeless body. You would intervene and discipline them in a tangible way. In essence, you give the child a little bit of physical or emotional pain now to avoid a lot of pain later. amirite?

I would rather have my kid grasp the concept that doing something bad is wrong by explaining the situation to them. Kids are naive and you shouldn't strike them for being kids. Talking to them can definately be effective if you use the right attitude and words. They should be taught how to do things the right way, without physical violence.

It's kind of funny/weird how Ted Mosby tells his kids about all the things he and his friends did, from having sex to getting drunk and going to strip clubs, but then when it comes to the word "shit" he uses the word "stuff" instead when retelling the story to them, as if that's the most inappropriate thing he could tell them. Amirite?

He also uses "sandwiches" as a reference to smoking cannabis.

The worst class to have a bad teacher in is math, amirite?

Chemistry...math and mixing dangerous things together...

The youngest mother recorded was five. Another gave birth to her daughter at age 8 and her daughter gave birth at the age of 8 as well, making her the youngest recorded grandmother at age 16. It's hard to wrap your head around both these situations considering how different your life was at the ages of 5, 8, etc., amirite?

How can that happen if they don't have a period yet?

Body fat: migrate to my boobs or gtfo, amirite?
What doesn't kill Mario makes him smaller, amirite?

I'm referring to the fact that if he isn't killed (meaning he is big at this point) then he gets smaller.

Smacking is necessary, if a child runs into the street, you would not wait for them to be ran over by a truck and say "you deserved it" to their lifeless body. You would intervene and discipline them in a tangible way. In essence, you give the child a little bit of physical or emotional pain now to avoid a lot of pain later. amirite?
@ARandomPerson you really think that you could rationalize and negotiate with a small child? at a very young age, they can only...

Yes, I do think so. Kids in this day and age are so intelligent, and I wouldn't want to resort to physical violence when there are other ways to approach it.

It may make you never want to touch those coins again.

It's frustrating that some things will always be close, but out of reach. Like when you try to lick your bellybutton, amirite?

Or licking your elbow...it's right there!

Movies with too many famous people usually don't turn out too well, amirite?

The Expendables.

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

What Spongebob and Patrick did when they had that can of invisible spray paint!

Key word: Cute

The best time to fart in public is when you're walking through a large crowd of people. They'll never know who it was.. amirite?

I like seeing how many I get without subtracting 1.

Its really annoing when you have plans and people cancel, amirite?

Because you think about it so often that you sort of make a story to how it's going to play out, and in the end, you are let down.