+51There's a normal kind of trust and then there's a cannibal giving you a blow job kind of trust, amirite?
+2Adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Ex: "I was playing with bubbles and shit."
+266You miss being the age when you thought you'd have all your shit together by the time you were the age you are now, amirite?
+30Instead of wishing someone a "Happy New Year" you should say "Survive the New Year"; no one is happy 365 days straight.
+100When it's cold, you usually don't want to get in the shower; but then when in the shower, you don't want to get out, amirite?
+4When observing a stupid driver, not everyone is concerned for the passenger's life.
-13It's funny how heat rises yet the core of the Earth is as hot as Satan's balls.