+389It's like you were drunk when you were little, you know you were there, but you don't remember anything. amirite?
+266You miss being the age when you thought you'd have all your shit together by the time you were the age you are now, amirite?
+51There's a normal kind of trust and then there's a cannibal giving you a blow job kind of trust, amirite?
+110"When I have time to" actually means "When I feel like doing it", amirite?
+107Some days you feel skinny, and some days you feel like a busted can of biscuits, amirite?
+65Sometimes you can't help but to feel alone, even when you have people who care about you...
+30Instead of wishing someone a "Happy New Year" you should say "Survive the New Year"; no one is happy 365 days straight.
+37Sometimes you see squigglys floating in your eye and you just have to follow them and wonder where they're going and how they appeared. amirite?
+84When we find something we love, we can talk about it endlessly. This is one reason some people talk about themselves so much. amirite?