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Chickens have breasts even though they don't produce milk. amirite!

They have pectoral muscles and not mammary glands, correct. Most birds (at least the ones capable of flight) have very large pectoral muscles proportionate to the rest of their body.

Sex is an act with the same expected outome each time yet it fails to bore anyone and remains pleasurable. amirite?
@Thepigwithwings Just a fundamentally untrue statement

With time... but for the majority of people's lives it is, unless you're just not fond of the idea to begin with.

Our testicles are nearly always in complete darkness, amirite?
Sex is dual masturbation. amirite?

No, 69 is dual masturbating. Sex is sex

Many people are afraid of escalaters without knowing their fears aren't just over-worrying but well founded, amirite?
@Bedrockstar Explain?

There seems to be lots and lots of people that are fearful of them, but haven't seen justification for their fears. In truth there's been plenty of people killed by them and they are dangerous, but people don't require that knowledge to fear them if that makes sense?

People in big cities have tiny dogs because their apartments are small. amirite?

And they'd rather not pick up enormous poops.

A mistake is an accident that you accidentally do on purpose, amirite?

I guess, If that's what makes you feel better about yourself.

We go to work to be able to pay rent for a place where most of the time we're not there, and when we're there most of that time we are asleep, amirite?

Nah I work from home. Here almost 24/7

Stars make light.... and human beings... amirite?

...make orphans cry

Squirrels can't find 80% of the nuts they hide and that's how trees are planted. amirite?

Nuh Uh! God plants all the trees!

If people couldn't hold in farts they'd be way more motivated to eat healthier, amirite?

Obviously not a vegan lol

You can escape anything except the future, amirite?

Maybe your future was being dead, so then you can‘t escape that either

when we are tobogganing we always talk more sincerely, even when we are in our own house and no one else is anywhere near, amirite?
Life is like this train that you spend trying to speed up until your 20s, and spend the rest of your life trying to slow down, amirite?

I've always viewed life as a train. More like time. It can feel slow, fast, but you can't go backwards. You can look back but not go forward at will.