You have stood awkwardly outside of your parents bedroom at 2 in the morning contemplating whether you should wake them up to tell them you have just thrown up over your whole bed, amirite?

Looks like someone woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy....

Fuck the police? Then you should move to a country that doesn't have law enforcement and see how you like it there, amirite?

No, when I said that I meant that I would like to fuck the police

Get me one of those sassy cop strippers

I wonder what a burglar would do if he broke down your door, walked in, and you were standing right there, drinking your coffee. Naked. amirite?

Or even better: A burglar breaks into your house and you turn around in a spinny chair and said "I've been expecting you." And you just sipped at your coffee there in the nude.

Why can Goofy (the dog) speak, but not Pluto (also a dog), amirite?

Because you touch yourself at night.

A male homo sapien with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with disrespectful intent and without any direct permission, taken possession of my pedaled two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery. In other words, Nigga stole my bike, amirite?

If I could have sex with a post....

people who pay for farmville are fools. amirite?

I like how you call them fools.
"I was on farmville the other day--"
"You-- FOOL"

Cute Hipster Guys = Love . amirite?

Holy testicles, batman
a heated debate over hipsters?

pfft step aside abortion!
Hipsters are the new hot button topic!

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?

That is one descriptive vagina.

They should change the relationship status on Facebook from "single" to "riding solo", amirite?


Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

Why does one have to be British to enjoy the wonderment of tea? HMM?

Don't have sex with someone you can't imagine being connected to for the next 18 years and 9 months, amirite?

Because you will get chlamydia.

and die

When you read your first Roald Dahl book (Matilda, The Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) you couldn't distinguish whether it was real or not, amirite?

I know that I spent days convinced that I could move things like Matilda.

There is no use for the letter "c" it always takes on the sound of "s" or "k." I think that we should get rid of the letter "c" or that it should just take on the sound of "ch," and stop confusing young children. amirite?
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name, amirite?

I like saying this, but saying "Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper".

It's great because Winnie the Pooh doesn't brutally murder people, but you think about it for a split second.

Furby's-they're like part owl, part rabbit, and part satan, amirite?

I actually had a furbie dictionary to try and learn the language.
But then, after a long time, I would tiptoe past it because it's voice became distorted so badly that it was like the floor opened up and fire and evil just poured through that beak thing.

I was so scared of them, I threw them away and had nightmares that they were going to come and kill me in my sleep.