Previously_Sane

'My Immortal' was the worst fanfiction ever, amirite?

gr8 for reading though

Shaun White is a beast, amirite?
New Year's is awesome because you get to say "I haven't showered since last year", and not be ashamed, amirite?

and people around you laugh at your joke because they're buzzed on champagne and you feel clever and original when 12 year olds around the world are making the same joke

Shaun White is a beast, amirite?

No
he is a human

99 problems? Hitler had 6 million, amirite?
99 problems? Hitler had 6 million, amirite?

ha ha ha.
wow.
holocaust joke whilst at the same time a lyrical reference.
ha.
woah.
you are hilarious.

It's so annoYing whEn people Are posting Here, trYing tO Use subliminAl messaging, amiRitE?
@mchalla3 Capitalized letters spell out yeah you are, troll.

OH MY GOD REALLY I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT MY MIND IS BLOWN I DIDN'T SEE THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE POST </pokerface>

No matter how hard you try to be happy for them, you're still pretty upset when your favorite band becomes really popular, amirite?

no because I'm not a hipster
so0o0o

When you are young, looking younger than you really are sucks, but as you get older it just becomes better and better, amirite?

That's because society has set up an age range for us to desire to be. Early 20s to early 30s are the 'beautiful' years.

Unfortunately, we spend our youth wishing to be old and our old age wishing to be young. Maybe not for you specifically, but society is obsessed with 20s.

The best things in life don't need a commercial, amirite?

I mean, who would need to advertise heroin?

Pickles are great until you're in one, amirite?

It's even better when one's in you

The only thing funnier than a dead baby is a dead baby in a clown costume, amirite?

I laughed out loud like...

TONIGHT I DINE IN HELL

You were not aware that Canadians get milk in bags. amirite?

NO I WAS
I WENT TO THE MARKET WHILE VISITING AND THERE IT WAS A BAG OF MILK
A BAG
OF MILK
It's part of the reason why I love Canada.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
You would rather be blind than gay or lesbian, amirite?

Trolololol-lololol-lololol
trololololol.