'You got: Single"

This is, in fact, correct - haha.

You don't have to be insane to be on Twitter but you'll fit right in if you are. Amirite?

I could be wrong, but that picture looks suspiciously like it's from some kind of trolling account.

I found the link to that Twitter account after googling the name "dontjudgeme3333", and here is their first tweet: "OMG my mom just let me got twitter! Hi @rihanna"

Then there's this among the tweets: "WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION? People making jokes about #freebleeding should be shot. Bleed free my sisters"

Again, I could be wrong, but this looks like some sort of parody / hoax / trolling.

You probably just breathed and blinked with millions of people, amirite?
@DandyDon I can't seem to fall asleep at night.....thinking about that.

Try clearing your mind of all troubles and just entirely focusing it on the symphony of breathing that you are doing along with millions of people ---- that should help in sleeping.

I'm not a watcher of scary movies in general, but there is at least this one that I've watched and enjoyed:

Hide and Seek.

There's less than 3 months before we finish the ‘10s', amirite?

It's a shame that there is no month 20, otherwise we would have 2020-20-20.

Well, at least February 2, 2020 will be 2020-02-02.

@2881339

Ha - Well, I think I've never screwed things up by accidentally sending something. However, I can screw things up by intentionally sending something.

@2881255

It's terrifyingly easy to screw things up with keys, just type some thing very wrong and send it as a message to someone by accident.:P

There's some extra buttons like play, stop, rewind, and sleep, etc., that I'm reasonably sure I've never used.

I'm also not used to using Num Lock and the numeric keypad.

What's something about you that other people might find (or do find) difficult to understand / relate to?
@2877897

Yeah, there shouldn't be a big deal if it's what one prefers.
If you joined them in the dinner table, you would be missing out on being alone. :P

@2877328

Hahah, no problem. :)

When I saw the question, this immediatelly popped into my mind.

(I've actually learned about this video from a person who shared it in a post on here before; incidentally, I haven't seen her on here anymore for quite a while.)

Affirmative: "Why not?"
Negative "I don't even..."

That might be the case, but I don't think anyone knows how to do it yet.

you have a pair of blue handled scissors, amirite?

A black-handled one, an orange-handled one, and a small one that is all metal, but nope, no blue-handled one.

coffee is the devils drink, amirite?

I thought it was a cup of hot lava or something.