Nice ones...Dang, that reminds me of an 80s tune.
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11. Tell them as they get on at the ground floor, "I hope you're not going up beyond the 10th floor. This elevator always  gets stuck between the 10th and the 11th."

Everytime I ask you not to think about the yellow elephant, you do the exact opposite. Amirite?
@primeiro Mm, maybe you don't have to choose one color - How about getting several cans of different colors, and make a...

hmm smilie that is a great idea...gotta add sprinkles too...wait that is doughnuts that get sprinkles...omg dieting is so hard hehe smilie

Everytime I ask you not to think about the yellow elephant, you do the exact opposite. Amirite?

hmm smilie now wondering how many cans of paint I would need...yellow just wouldn't be my color choice

Ever tried a popcorn salad?

No, but I'd try it...and prolly like it.

Ever tried a popcorn salad?

I've never tried that and not sure if I would.

Ever tried a popcorn sundae?

I haven't..

What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?

Get the Internet at home

What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?
What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?

Date a drug addict.
Worst time(s) of my life other than losing a loved one. Not the drug addicts...

What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?

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Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December
That I chose to be a member, here, despite the oath I swore,
After SodaHead's betrayal (which surpassed all words' portrayal):
I would nevermore set sail, as in Pirate days of yore,
On opinion sites most sundry, all with trolls that some deplore,
     Nameless here, forevermore.

What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?
What is the one thing you had sworn to never do, yet you did it anyway?

Become my mother.

It's comforting to know that you have the same amount of gold medals as almost everyone that has been in the Olympics, amirite?

I’m not THAT good at sports.

It's comforting to know that you have the same amount of gold medals as almost everyone that has been in the Olympics, amirite?

It isn't the amount of medals or rewards that you have, it matters how you treat others.