The Germans must have slacked off painting the Bismark and that's why it was the only "he" ship. amirite?

If you meant what (was is German for what) the Bismark was the only ship called he and according to American admeral chester Nimitz: ships are called she because they cost to much in paint and powder.

Every single food or beverage item that claims 100% all natural ingredients, 100% has something f*cked in it. amirite?

I was buying salt today. I had to choose between a €0.65 and a €0.19 brand (same weight).

The cheaper one advertised "with fluoride!" on its package, while the other brand advertised the salt from a certain region and had no fluoride in it.

Actually there is a debate whether fluoride is actual healthy or bad for health, and few European countries have banned it.

Everybody always makes peach pie, but no one ever makes nectarine pie, amirite?
You could probably outrun a character in most FPS games as most of them can only sprint 10 seconds at a time. amirite?

Depends how far because they can also jog indefinitely

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

Is that why in Cubic Castles there is a steampunk set at the moment?

The accuracy and effectiveness of butt wiping increases with age. amirite?

I think the problem lies with people who tell people to wipe, where in fact one should dab.

A debate I've had many times, and would be willing to engage in again.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Neither matters

There was never a person in an empty room and there will never be one. amirite?
@letitbesb /ball shaped bush roll across screen Are you sure?

I think the word you're looking for is tumbleweed.

Every human can jump like Lebron James. amirite?

Sure, if you have legs

Socks on is the silent no homo, amirite?
As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. amirite?

Wanna talk about it champ?

Everything is based on luck, amirite?

My luck seems to get a boost in recreation and finding things I want or can use shortly after. I always draw the card I need and if I find a random item like one time some brass knuckles right before someone tried getting in my face and then saw the brass knuckles and ran off.

Lollipops are literally just flavouring your own saliva with sugar and drinking it, amirite?

So all hard candy is just sugar flavored saliva. I didn't even think about that

The better camera you use the more evident your lack of photography skill. amirite?
If water can be found everywhere at a certain depth we could just bomb a giant hole into the desert. amirite?

Well yes but actually no