The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?
Socks on is the silent no homo, amirite?
Every human can jump like Lebron James. amirite?

Sure, if you have legs

If you turn the word OK sideways, it looks like a stick man! amirite?
@Scrolldown if you you turnmy pennis side ways, then I will cume

i tried so hard to find how this was funny but i just- bruh no

Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
@Ok then

A man of few words

Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?

My dick was on your mom more than once

Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?
We have a lot of trust in the person that tied our umbilical cord. amirite?

They usually clamp it, and it dries up and falls off. What's to trust?

If water can be found everywhere at a certain depth we could just bomb a giant hole into the desert. amirite?

Well yes but actually no

Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

How do you explain your mom, then?

The Germans must have slacked off painting the Bismark and that's why it was the only "he" ship. amirite?
@Was?

If you meant what (was is German for what) the Bismark was the only ship called he and according to American admeral chester Nimitz: ships are called she because they cost to much in paint and powder.

The Germans must have slacked off painting the Bismark and that's why it was the only "he" ship. amirite?
@Was?

After it sank the hood, the British blew it to hell and back.

Butterflies can't see their own wings, so they have no idea of how beautiful they are, amirite?

There's something beautiful about that