Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
@Ok then

A man of few words

Butterflies can't see their own wings, so they have no idea of how beautiful they are, amirite?

There's something beautiful about that

That's a good point

Smoke in the air behaves like ink in water. amirite?

Yes it's called diffusion and osmosis well done you passed year 9 science

The Germans must have slacked off painting the Bismark and that's why it was the only "he" ship. amirite?
@Was?

If you meant what (was is German for what) the Bismark was the only ship called he and according to American admeral chester Nimitz: ships are called she because they cost to much in paint and powder.

As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. amirite?

Wanna talk about it champ?

The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?
Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

How do you explain your mom, then?

A watched pot never boils partially because the lid would need to be off to watch it. amirite?
Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?

My dick was on your mom more than once

At some point every human realizes it's much easier to rotate the plate rather than moving the food around, amirite?

You can't do that, you might push it through where something else was, and we can't have mixing like that.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Neither matters

It's a shame babies are so weak, because those sharp little knuckles could do some real damage in the octagon. amirite?

Oh wow. 😱