Of all the things that need abbreviation by a curly a, @, "at" is not one of them, amirite?

Asshole! It's like an 'a' inside a little hole!

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

So I read that "into" as "in" and was shaking my head around pretending there was salt in my mouth. It took me a while after reading the comments to understand this. I must be tired.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

All I taste is shame.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

I was all like "Why is this POTD? Who THE HELL pretends to shake salt in their mouth?" Then as I was about to try it I was like "AHHHHH. BITCH YOU AIN'T TRICKING ME THIS TIME."

Love is like an orgasm, if you have to question it then you didn't have it, amirite?
@This isn't Youtube. Like if you agree.

This isn't Facebook. Agree or I'll cut you.

MAth is supposed to help you in the real worrld yet the situations they put you in are almost never very realistic, amirite?

The window is 10 feet from the ground. Your ladder is 14 feet long. At what angle and distance must you put the base of the ladder from the house so the top reaches the window?

Who cares? Just put the ladder up and move it. -_- stealing shouldn't be this difficult.

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Whenever you have a problem, just sing... then you'll realize your voice is worse than the problem, amirite?
@Cuban_B yes but if your problem was that you couldn't speak, then you wouldn't be able to sing, thus you wouldn't be...

"Mom! MOM! Guess what, I won something!" "Don't call me mom in public"
"But.. I won..."

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Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?

The ingredients you will need are four cups of peeled and sliced Granny Smith apples, three-fourths cup of sugar, one teaspoon of cinnamon, two tablespoons of flour, one egg lightly beaten, one half teaspoon of vanilla, one cup of sour cream, and one unbaked pastry shell, homemade or prepackaged. The ingredients for the streusel topping are one-third cup of butter, three-fourths cup of flour, one teaspoon of cinnamon, and one cup of brown sugar. Combine the apples, sugar, cinnamon, and flour. Mix together the egg, vanilla, and sour cream. Add this to the apple mixture, and mix well. To make the streusel topping, mix the butter, flour, cinnamon, and brown sugar together with a pastry blender until crumbly, then sprinkle on top of your pie. Bake at 425 for fifteen minutes. Reduce the heat to 350 and bake for one more hour. Take out of the oven and cool on a wire rack, and serve it warm with ice cream. And that is an easy Dutch apple pie recipe.

We desperately need a replacement for "lol". Amirite?

(V) (;,,;) (V) Why not Zoidberg?

People who ride motorcycles without helmets are complete idiots, amirite?

If they aren't idiots now, they will be soon.

Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?

Plank was planking before it was cool too.

(From Ed Edd and Eddy)

you, your kids, and your john-child.

In Avatar: The Last Airbender, it must have really stunk to have been the first Avatar, amirite?

Also, the avatar state combines your power with all the avatars before you, so just imagine him/her going into the state. It'd be like: "Look out! I'm becoming exactly as powerful as I was before!"

Apparently intelligent and sexy people are always drawn towards green writing, amirite?
@this is defiantly a home page

(for sure): I see nothing defiant about this post.

its ok that my stepdad and i are going out. my mother is jealous, just because her and my stepdad are married and she thinks its wrong. (im 17, my stepdad is 46, please help me prove to my mom that im right) there's nothing wrong with it, we're in love! amirite?

if you're a troll, i'm disgusted.
if you're not a troll, i'm disgusted.