PurpleMonkeys

There's really no good argument against same-sex marriage anymore, amirite?

How come nobody who "no wayed" left a comment and said their reason?

You think Johnny Depp is sexy as a pirate. But not as a normal person.

Johnny Depp is always sexy.

We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, & Bob Rope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this one more time.
That TV snow doesn't appear much because of all these new fangled devices, amirite
@swimlax this is my favorite

My computer always connect at the :20 mark. This feels so familiar :')

We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, & Bob Rope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this one more time.
@WinniethePooh In pretty sure it was hope, not rope

I'm pretty sure you didn't understand the joke.

You delete your entire password when you type one character wrong

I don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal out of this. Of course most people do this, because you can't see which letter you typed wrong so it's easier to delete the whole thing. It's not some rare thing that occurs.

You would love to be in the orchestras that play the Disney scores, amirite?
You would love to be in the orchestras that play the Disney scores, amirite?

In high school, I went to Disney World with my school's marching band, and for part of our trip we got to go to a recording studio and play an easier version of some music from The Lion King. They recorded it and put the music to the animation and we got to watch it all put together. It was so cool.

Girls: You think it's attractive when guys are saving themselves for marriage, amirite?
@NymphadoraTonks Voting no way would imply that you are attracted to guys that don't save themselves for marriage, and that doesn't...

I looked at it as voting no way means I don't think it's more attractive for a guy to save himself, not the complete opposite of what the post is saying.

Girls: You think it's attractive when guys are saving themselves for marriage, amirite?
@NymphadoraTonks If you're indifferent, why would you vote no way?

Because it doesn't make the guy more attractive to me. So I voted no.

Girls: You think it's attractive when guys are saving themselves for marriage, amirite?

I'm indifferent.

Sharks: you hate it when you try to rescue that man in the cage but you get shot with a harpoon gun

Reminded me of this:

http://9gag.com/gag/5600517

I thought it was hilarious hahaha.

Your first kiss was not at all what you expected. The movies make it seem so idealistic and romantic but in reality it kind of feels like your face is being consumed, amirite?

Yeah because he used tongue and I always thought the first kiss was just supposed to be a quick kiss with just lips, not a make out session.

Green. Almost all apple flavored candy will taste good, unlike grape.

Reading the comments of another user gives a better indication of their personality than reading their posts, amirite?

Especially because people often tell stories in their comments, so you can sort of get to know them too.