PurpleMonkeys

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?
It's nice when the authors of textbooks have a sense of humor, amirite?

"The hypothalamus is responsible for the "four F's": feeding, fleeing, fighting, and reproduction."

It's annoying when people have no sense of personal space, amirite?
One of the best things about wearing high heels is the confidence boost it gives you, making you feel tall and slender, amirite?

Yes, but the other guys look at me funny :(

Everybody has there own reasons to why the Mona Lisa isn't smiling, amirite?

But, she is smiling. In fact, I'd pay to see her frown. d smilie wat

It depends. If I had to steal an army helicopter and crash land it into the prison he is in to attract the guards while he makes a run for it, then yes. But no way in hell would I jaywalk to get said helicopter.

It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

I'm a terrorist. Terrorists are terrorists, so... I'M A TERRORIST?!
lolwut smilie

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@1504381

You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

You know all of the words to the Jigglypuff song, amirite?

Not me! I'm been trying to figure out what the fuck that little pink abortion from hell has been saying for years! Jigglyruff? Wigglystuff? Pigglyrupstup twenty three skidoo?! FUCK! This shit is like it's in another language!