LOL He got the memo, you unsophisticated squirrel.
Does God poop?
(:P): I mean,it has consensual sex with people of the same gender and ENJOYS it. So gay.
"HAHA, I POKED YOU! AREN'T YOU MAD? DON'T YOU WANT TO POKE ME BACK? DON'T YOU? OH GOD PLEASE POKE ME BACK."
Rhyming is swell, and you do it quite well. If you want, its a skill you should flaunt. You're way better than me, as you can probably see; you're the best poet that there ever could be!
Macne (MACK-KNEE)A rare form of facial disfigurement where the subject consumes too many big macs, therefore little bits of hamburger start to sprout from his face. The only known cure is to dip the subjects face in acid, or start eating salads.
"Man, look at that guy's Macne"
Actually I have. So put that in your juice box and SUCK IT
Damn! I was thinking of saying that one!
WHAT? But I just sent in my application to join the Nazis...
Or Will. "Everyone, fire at will" "Wait... No, AGHHHHHHHHH"
Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. As you can clearly concur, I am not of the female disent since i do not have a vagina. My attraction for women would thus not be considered lesbian, but heterosexual.
COULDN'T care less. Could care less implies you already care a significant amount lower than which you could care, while couldn't means you already care the lowest possible amount - 0.
idk, it seems like this is a very hard question for Christians. as I was thinking, I thought; God made cliffs, they are not evil, but people can choose to jump off of them. I think drugs are the same way. God didn't make a world without danger or temptation. Human nature finds the bad in good/innocent things and abuses them. He does not require us to use anything "evil" or "sinful" to survive
Superman (but don't tell anyone)