To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To kill a mockingbird

It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?

Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?

Cool! now make this one lolwut smilie

It would be awkward if had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?

"Timothy is fucked 58% of the time."


You like it, like, more than friends?

It'd be funny to have a huge party and have all beverages non alcoholic and see how people act when they THINK they're drunk. amirite?

Placebo effect.

Girls: its really creepy when a male teacher stares at your boons in high school, amirite?

It's creepier when he stares at my spoons.

Talk about your feelings.

If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
@_____________ tl;dr plan foiled by PJs

You'll just watch the movie when it comes out. It's called 2 robbers 1 house.

You deeply respect those who can quote the works of Spongebob, amirite?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?

Nice categorizing, bro

You can't say "Hmmmmmmm..." for 7 seconds while holding your nose. Trust me, amirite?
You were a little weirded out when you learned that in order to become a moderator on here you have to win a game of backgammon against Anthony while singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in the nude, amirite?

Really? I just did that for fun.. wary smilie

Girls: once a guy gets to know you, the size of your tits does not even matter, almost all guys would rather date an awesome girl with small tits than a total bitch with cannons, amirite?