To kill a mockingbird
Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
Cool! now make this one
"Timothy is fucked 58% of the time."
You like it, like, more than friends?
Oh I know
It's creepier when he stares at my spoons.
Talk about your feelings.
You'll just watch the movie when it comes out. It's called 2 robbers 1 house.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Nice categorizing, bro
You can't really say "Hmm" with your mouth open
Really? I just did that for fun..