You wonder what would happen if you watched the video from the Ring and you weren't near a phone, amirite?

whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”
“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”
“it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”

I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?
@FlotatiousTurd The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply:
BLAZE OF GLORY
BLOOD BATH
BOTTOM FEEDER
BULL'S EYE
COMBO KING
DENIED
DOMINATING
EXCELLENT
FIRST BLOOD
HAT TRICK
HEAD HUNTER
HIT AND RUN
IMPRESSIVE
REJECTED
RETRIBUTION
SHAFT MASTER
TOP GUN
UNSTOPPABLE

Saying all Muslims are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore, amirite?

What? Terrorists and people on Jersey Shore are completely different. One of them wreak havoc upon everyone, ruin culture, cause damage to everyone, are disgraced by society, and should be killed. Then the other one is the terrorists.

"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?

Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!

The longer you look at it, you can't help but see a small resemblance, amirite?

snook dog hell he better

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Getting a "k" from someone while fighting with them is probably the most anoying thing ever! amirite?

Yeah it is annoying to get a k, I would much rather get a Q it's a more beautiful letter.

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Even your very best friend was once a stranger, amirite?

He is even stranger now that I know him more. hehe smilie

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "WTF! You too? I thought I was the only one.", amirite?

And friendship is born when you team up to defeat an evil enemy,

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It makes you really angry when people kill bugs while they're outside. amirite?
On Halloween you like to dress up as a frog and poop on people's lawns because that's what frogs do, amirite?
@FelixLucianVang Frogs cannot poop as you may believe. Frogs really release all fecal matter along with their mucus. you really...

Excuse me, frogs poop I have seen it. Every Halloween my uncle is a frog and I see him poop. Wow u suk i h8 u go away plz

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Easy way to confuse a kid: "Hey kid, what does the flavor bubblegum taste like?", amirite?
@Serg It tastes like a skittle without the "e"

I don't remember writing this, but alright.

The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
@1741215

"You might as well propose to me."