whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”
“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”
“it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”
Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply:
BLAZE OF GLORY
BLOOD BATH
BOTTOM FEEDER
BULL'S EYE
COMBO KING
DENIED
DOMINATING
EXCELLENT
FIRST BLOOD
HAT TRICK
HEAD HUNTER
HIT AND RUN
IMPRESSIVE
REJECTED
RETRIBUTION
SHAFT MASTER
TOP GUN
UNSTOPPABLE
What? Terrorists and people on Jersey Shore are completely different. One of them wreak havoc upon everyone, ruin culture, cause damage to everyone, are disgraced by society, and should be killed. Then the other one is the terrorists.
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”
“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”
“it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”
Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply:
BLAZE OF GLORY
BLOOD BATH
BOTTOM FEEDER
BULL'S EYE
COMBO KING
DENIED
DOMINATING
EXCELLENT
FIRST BLOOD
HAT TRICK
HEAD HUNTER
HIT AND RUN
IMPRESSIVE
REJECTED
RETRIBUTION
SHAFT MASTER
TOP GUN
UNSTOPPABLE
What? Terrorists and people on Jersey Shore are completely different. One of them wreak havoc upon everyone, ruin culture, cause damage to everyone, are disgraced by society, and should be killed. Then the other one is the terrorists.
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
snook dog hell he better
Yeah it is annoying to get a k, I would much rather get a Q it's a more beautiful letter.
He is even stranger now that I know him more.
And friendship is born when you team up to defeat an evil enemy,
You're a giant turd. Oh God.
Excuse me, frogs poop I have seen it. Every Halloween my uncle is a frog and I see him poop. Wow u suk i h8 u go away plz
I don't remember writing this, but alright.
Maybe my parents would love me if I got POTD...
Haha you told your dad about this
"You might as well propose to me."